vintagegal:

The AristoCats (1970)

sweet jesus mother of fucking christ !!! whoever keeps sending me shit about my boyfriend and trying to make him look like a dick and as if hes done things hes not… needs to fucking stop it right now ! you absolute dick wad !!!! you are the equivalent to crocks and need to be deleted from existence -.- ass hole!!!!  another thing… i believe in karma… so if he had done something he shouldn’t have… WHICH HE HAS NOT I WOULD LIKE TO ADD!!!!! i would have found out in my own time and when i was supposed to find out, thus giving the whole idea of karma kicking him the ass if he had in fact done something, but no… no no you had to still had to stick your big nose in and cause a mother fucking ruckus !!! well i would like to inform you that after more then one sad ass attempt at trying to stir the pot you have royally fucking failed, yet again, so please feel free to go mess up your own life if you choose or what ever it may be but you need to keep the fuck out of mine and do not concern yourself with my relationship, its wonderful and doesn’t need a hoebag like you trying to piss all over it.

RANT. FUCKING. OVER.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

myrtlewilson:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

#feed me seymour

NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
OKAY
SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF
AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT
AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME

THIS FUCKING GUY
GOODBYE

garama:

pretoriaanikyborgi:

onlylolgifs:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds

no fucking way

I tried this and I noticed the positive changes immediately; my life is much easier now.

okatu:

this woman had her sidewalk stolen
a slab of concrete
was stolen
2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

(Source: vocaroo)

do-not-feed-the-animal:

smoshrox87:

If you don’t think Corgis are one of the most adorable things on the planet you’re wrong

LOOK AT IT’S LIL BUTT

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