What a cruel world we live in

People are always like ooooo big boobs and I get why, there squishy and go ‘jiggle jiggle’ why we try and run but you try laying down with out these mother fuckers aggressively attacking your face. They are my own personal photo bomb.

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

fakenasty:

aussandy:

AHHHH EVERY BODY LOOK AT IT’S TINY TONGUE

Omfg

notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

image

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence